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Fire up the Oscillation Overthruster, because Buckaroo Banzai is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Clarissa Graffeo of AnimeWorldOrder. Review in a Nutshell:  Idiosyncratic and unapologetic, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is a unique film with elements [...]

Hide the honey pot, because The Wicker Man is (definitely not) The Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-hosts Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman. Review in a Nutshell: Good composition and production design cannot save a film that is [...]

Strap on your go-go boots and grab your mighty sword, because Heavy Metal is the Greatest Movie EVER? Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Gerald Rathkolb from AnimeWorldOrder. Review in a Nutshell:  Uneven, over-sexed,  and outright weird in places, Heavy Metal is nonetheless a unique [...]

Protect your radio, because Windtalkers is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the picture above or the movie title to download our review of the film, featuring guest cohost Daryl Surat of Anime World Order. Review in a Nutshell:  The picture above encapsulates the totality of Windtalkers, a melodramatic war drama directed by John Woo.  A throw-back [...]

Break out the glitter body-paint, because The Apple is the Greatest Movie EVER?  Click on the movie title or the picture above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest host, Celebrity Translator Neil Nadelman. Review in a Nutshell: Either a ham-fisted musical allegory or a piece of Illuminated propaganda, The Apple is a strange, [...]

Gas up  the ambulance and break out the crash-cart, because Bringing Out the Dead is the Greatest Movie EVER and also the January entry for The Year of the Cage! Click on the movie poster or movie title above to download our review of the film. Review in a Nutshell:  At times lyrical, at times psychedelic, at [...]

Don’t go in the water, because Jaws: The Revenge is (definitely not) The Greatest Movie EVER! Click the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film. Review in a Nutshell:  Stock footage, dodgy editing, immobile shark props, and Michael Caine are a powerful combination indeed.  Watch it with someone you love; they will hate [...]

Boot up your identity disc program, because TRON is the Greatest (i.e. Nerdiest) Movie EVER! This episode features special guest host “Joey Snackpants” from Green Mustard Productions. Click on the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film. Review in a Nutshell:  Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner are digital warriors in the computer [...]

Strap on your hip-blaster, because Critters is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell:  Critters is a charming creature feature filled with realistic human characters and outrageous alien criminals and bounty hunters.  It features special effects by the Chiodo Brothers and Terrence Mann’s tremendous eighties hair. This movie does not contain: Jeff’s Enormous Horse, Carter. [...]

Put on your secret kung fu master mask, because The 5 Deadly Venoms is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell:  One part Agatha Christie, one part violent gimmick kung fu, 5 Deadly Venoms is a classic that showcases the skills of some of the best martial arts actors to grace the silver screen. This Movie [...]